She hates whiskey. He loves it. this is going to be ugly.
Whiskey Face — the podcast where expertise meets suffering.
What is whiskey face?
Thom knows whiskey. Patsy doesn’t care. Every episode, Thom introduces a new whiskey, Patsy tastes it, and her reaction get rated on the Whiskey Face Scale. It’s part tasting show. Part experiment. Entirely Patsy’s fault for agreeing to this.
The Whiskey Face Scale
Wear the Face. respect the scale.
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The Whiskey Face Hoodie
$60.00
You've seen the faces. Now wear them.
The Whiskey Face Scale on your chest. The Glencairn on your sleeve. This is the hoodie for people who take their whiskey seriously — and their sister's reactions even more seriously.
Soft enough that you'll never take it off. Warm enough for the porch, the bonfire, or wherever you do your best drinking. Built to last longer than your current bottle.
Note: This hoodie runs small. Order one size up for a relaxed fit, or your usual size if you like it fitted.
Details:
- 100% cotton face, 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- 3-panel hood with flat drawstrings
- Self-fabric patch on back
- Whiskey Face Scale graphic on front, Glencairn logo on left sleeve
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
The Whiskey Face Scale on your chest. The Glencairn on your sleeve. This is the hoodie for people who take their whiskey seriously — and their sister's reactions even more seriously.
Soft enough that you'll never take it off. Warm enough for the porch, the bonfire, or wherever you do your best drinking. Built to last longer than your current bottle.
Note: This hoodie runs small. Order one size up for a relaxed fit, or your usual size if you like it fitted.
Details:
- 100% cotton face, 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- 3-panel hood with flat drawstrings
- Self-fabric patch on back
- Whiskey Face Scale graphic on front, Glencairn logo on left sleeve
- Blank product sourced from Pakistan
The Whiskey Face Rocks Glass
$25.00
Raise a glass. Specifically, this glass.
This 10.5 oz rocks glass is printed with the Whiskey Face Scale, so you can rate your pour before Patsy rates yours. Whether you're nosing a single malt or mixing something Patsy might actually survive, this is the glass for it.
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank glass product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only... unless you want to wipe those faces right off.
This 10.5 oz rocks glass is printed with the Whiskey Face Scale, so you can rate your pour before Patsy rates yours. Whether you're nosing a single malt or mixing something Patsy might actually survive, this is the glass for it.
• Volume: 10.5 oz. (311 ml)
• Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm)
• Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm)
• Blank glass product sourced from the United States
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only... unless you want to wipe those faces right off.
The Whiskey Face Tote
$35.00
Drama on both sides. The full Whiskey Face crew--Thom, the Glencairn, and Patsy mid-grimace--printed on both sides of this spacious canvas tote. Take it to the farmer's market. Or the liquor store. Somewhere Patsy wouldn't be caught dead.
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles may differ slightly depending on the fulfillment location
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles may differ slightly depending on the fulfillment location
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